CNN Asks: Trickle Down Make-out.

15 Mar

The news is a little rough lately, so I thought I’d help CNN out by answering some of its non-tragic questions.

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Bad job vs no job: Which is worse?This is really a matter of personal preference: do you prefer toiling at a soul crushing occupation with no reward except further abuse from those above you, or starving to death?

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Who's on Piers Morgan tonight?Largely people who wish they were on Larry King instead.

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Got a question for Cloris Leachman?Oh, heck yes – what was it like to make out with pre-presidential Reagan? (Follow-up: Why do I always confuse you with Phyllis Diller?)

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One Response to “CNN Asks: Trickle Down Make-out.”

  1. bmj2k March 15, 2011 at 18:47 #

    Got a question for Cloris Leachman?
    No.

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