Psychic Bill On Toxic Clean-Up

13 Feb
Psychic Bill Murray2036: A bio-mechanical processing factory, thirty miles off
of the Colombian coast, accidentally dumps twenty-thousand tons
of cocaine into the Pacific. A newly designated task force deploys
71-year-old Charlie Sheen, wearing only a life jacket, to absorb the spill.
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4 Responses to “Psychic Bill On Toxic Clean-Up”

  1. bmj2k February 13, 2011 at 22:35 #

    I’m sorry, I just don’t buy this one. Seriously, Charlie Sheen makes it to 71? Nonsense.

    Welcome back Psychic Bill!

    • JRD Skinner February 14, 2011 at 17:28 #

      Hah – I’m reminded of a Dennis Leary bit, in which he points out that talents like Joplin and Hendrix will OD at a young age, but bands like Motley Crue can go into a room with two-tons of high-grade drugs and the only negative result is a new album release.

      • bmj2k February 14, 2011 at 22:37 #

        I wanted to find one of the most ironic things I have ever seen but I can’t find it online: The SNL skit where an old, old, John Belushi dances on the graves of all the SNL cast members he outlived.

      • JRD Skinner February 15, 2011 at 10:38 #

        I couldn’t find it either, but I’ve seen the skit in question – I actually find it kind of poignant/depressing considering the reality.

        What would Belushi have thought of Aykroyd’s role in Crossroads? What would he have thought of Blues Brothers 2000? Ugh.

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