The Most Trusted Name In Questions

2 Feb

Sometimes CNN.com starts throwing up questions, and, in those terribly confused moments, I step in to answer.

Well – the first isn’t actually a question, but that’s becoming traditional:

Warship sinks after family outingDADT may have been repealed, but the warship’s mom should have kept her mouth shut. It’s a shame no one introduced it to the It Gets Better Project.

 

Are You Going To Skip The Salt?I’ve heard this patter before: “- because, seriously, there’s not much left, and, you know, if you aren’t going to need it, my fries could use some more…”

Just take it already.

 

Should I get a reverse mortgage?Absolutely. A reverse mortgage is exactly like cartoon amnesia – if anything goes wrong, all you have to do is get a double reverse mortgage and everything will be back to normal.

 

&#@! eases pain?Yes.

 

GOP 2012 candidates where are they?This has to be the worst iteration of the “Carmen Sandiego” franchise yet.

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2 Responses to “The Most Trusted Name In Questions”

  1. bmj2k February 2, 2011 at 14:16 #

    So at the risk of being too inside, according to Morning Express, Radio Spirits eases pain?

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