Call and Response with CNN

17 Jan

Sometimes CNN becomes confused and starts asking questions it should – as a massive journalistic organization – be able to answer. On those occasions, I step in with some assistance.

Should you look for work in China?Uh oh, why? Have you been talking to my boss? What have you heard?

Can Boehner's GOP deliver?Yes, and I believe their guarantee is that the pizza will arrive within forty minutes, or it’s tax free – I just hope they get those mobile Interac machines, my credit card is maxed.

Too much hustle in the NBA?I’m no sports fan, but I know that, on those few occasions when I do end up catching a game, all I keep thinking is: “Man, I wish this could be slower somehow. Can we get everyone wearing inappropriately heavy clothing, and maybe some ankle weights?”

While I’m at it, I should add that I’m also a little concerned about all that putting of the ball through the hoop.

Is it safe to fly with a two-week-old?This is obviously a trick question: has the two-week-old completed his or her 40 hours of instructed flight time to obtain their solo license?

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6 Responses to “Call and Response with CNN”

  1. bmj2k January 17, 2011 at 14:00 #

    As always, one of my favorite features.
    You hit on one of my pet peeves- the length of basketball games. When a typical game ends 1t 108-102, was it really necessary to play 4 quarters? You could get a winner when it’s 30-26 and everyone could go out for an early dinner.

    • JRD Skinner January 17, 2011 at 14:12 #

      Seconded, for what it’s worth. If they cut most of the games to about half their current length it would bring in a lot more viewers, but, of course, change is usually the bane of any “true fan”.

  2. Supermonge January 17, 2011 at 14:34 #

    No! Because 2 week olds Don’t have wings! Bwahahaha.

    • JRD Skinner January 17, 2011 at 14:37 #

      Hah! Where’s my like button?

    • bmj2k January 18, 2011 at 00:25 #

      Red Bull gives 2-week olds wings.
      And probably sever kidney and liver damage.

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